Window Treatment Wizard T-Shirts

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Mannequin's Rights!

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Handy-lion

"Turn down the bass."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

The urban gardener.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

A mess of mechanics

Brick Red Paint...

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Painting leaves onto a window.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

"They send me in after the works done to handle any complaints."

"It's going to cost more than it's worth to fix it. In fact, it's going to cost more than it's worth just to dispose of it."

'I knew you had a bit of rough!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

A Photographer's Studio.

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Woman begging surrounded by shopping bags - 'In Debt, Please help'

Finish the windows and you can have the TV remote back!

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

"That was one GREAT salesman!"