Window Smashing Adventures Gifts

"I sent out the laundry."

'She's so put together!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Just look'in'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Look out, here comes the old man

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

High Street

An elevator to some dynamite.

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

Window of Opportunity

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

Workplace Equality in Action

The Path to Success

The Pre-Soldout Store

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.