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'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

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Customer Convention

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Our giant sale now on!'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just look'in'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Add to Basket?

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'