Window Of Opportunity Warrior Gifts

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Changing Room Decisions

Pull an all-nighter?

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

End of Affirmative Action

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"You fly into a window, too?"

Quicksands of time

Paving over the window-box

Job hoppers.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Information Macht Frei

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Facebook's business model

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

In case of stress break glass.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'