Window Of Opportunity Warrior T-Shirts

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Pull an all-nighter?

Changing Room Decisions

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

End of Affirmative Action

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Job hoppers.

Paving over the window-box

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"You fly into a window, too?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Quicksands of time

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Facebook's business model

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

In case of stress break glass.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."