Workspace Whacker Gifts

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Busy day at the office.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"