Box Breaker Gifts

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Get back in there!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Glass Ceiling

High Jump

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Cryptologists Anonymous

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'Now you're talking my language.'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Graffiti like

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

"You let people walk all over you."

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'