Box Breaker Gifts

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Get back in there!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Glass Ceiling

High Jump

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"You let people walk all over you."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Graffiti like

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.