Code Breaker Gifts

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'Now you're talking my language.'

"Try S instead of L."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Is there a programmer in the house?'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Looks like you site is suffering from a 'code blue'.'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'Just entering the lupanar gave the fud polypnea.'

101100101101010110 It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks.

The idiot who created the virus was arrested, but got off on a high-technicality.

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Viruses on mobile phones.

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

Samuel Morse

"Harry has the ability to guess people's password hints."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."