Corporate Codebreaker Gifts

"The boss is so ENIGMATIC! Every time she discusses my project, she subtly weaves in the phrase 'idiotic, misguided and ill-fated.' What do you think THAT'S a code for?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

"Problem?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

Alan Turing

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Try S instead of L."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

101100101101010110 It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks.

"Hey, where's the gig, man?"

Samuel Morse

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Harry has the ability to guess people's password hints."

"Well, no, I didn't get the raise . . . but I did manage to break into the company's corporate account!"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'