Codebreaker Enthusiasts Gifts

"At the moment, we're trying to break the Brexit deadlock. . .!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

Computer Time Bomb.

Alan Turing

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'