Screen Switcher Gifts

The Bookworm Turns

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Essex computer.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Human evolution

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Home/work masks.

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Blue screen of death

"Shuffle Mode"

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

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