Face Switcher Gifts

Home/work masks.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Early Gurning Centre

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

I never forget a face

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

"Shuffle Mode"

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

The Gas Price Race

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"Wait, I've changed my mind."

The Bookworm Turns