Face-puller Gifts

Early Gurning Centre

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Mandatory mask use

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

'Pluck me.'

Lost CatCat Found.

Down On My Luck

Home/work masks.

Puppetteer ?

'Behind every great teacher is a class rolling its eyes.'

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

Live Music @ The Crown!

"I find the defendant guilty of stealing that shy little smile from Kevin Costner."

"So they pretty much all survived...sigh!"

'I know you're in there.'

The Puppet Master

A marionette

"I had no idea my three favorite things were going to the movies, eating out, and touching my face."

"Who is the conductor?"

My Very First Mask

Face Lift

"First the frogs in Egypt, now the ones in Mom's bathtub."

'A little flinty with a blackcurrent boguet, medium tannin, a slight hint of the sea, with merlot overtones and an after taste that becomes okaey with a hint of liquorice...'

"Could I have another machine? This man is reading a comic book."

"My mom's getting remarried and I'm part of the transition team"