Label Peeler Gifts

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It bag and no knickers!

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

Generic Products

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Chiantis In Translation

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.