Labels Gifts

Chiantis In Translation

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Generic Products

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."