Design Labels Gifts

Celebrity clothing.

Let's get organized

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The World's Easiest Airport

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Artists At The Auto Show

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Chiantis In Translation

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Fabrication Lab. A virus got into the 3-D printer and distorted the pattern. A virus? It's a design flu.

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Designer Baby.

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Lack of Nutrition Information

Tartan Coats

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'