Creative Labeler Gifts

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Let's get organized

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Hows it coming?'

Book Igloo

Chiantis In Translation

Designer Baby.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Music Collector.

Moses parts water on the fairways.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Celebrity clothing.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Cat being ambushed by mice.

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'I pledge allegiance to the brands to which I'm loyal, and the products for which they stand...'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Yves Saint Laurent face mask

"... stearic acid, amylase, sodium stearoyl lactylate and — hold on. What in the world is C-I-L-A-N-T-R-O?"

STRIP "I only buy the best designer clothes for my baby...Pierre Cardin, Paul Smith, Ralph Lauren.." "Gucci Goo?"

"Have you got anything in Italic ?"

'This chicken was raised on a farm, ate corn and never consumed drugs. That's more than I knew about you when we dated.'

'Caution: this tomato soup combines with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas.'

"He thinks venture capitalists will fund anything with an @."

'It's Ted Baker for our Doreen!'

'If food products were honestly labeled...'

"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"

Ultimate generics.

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"