Labeling Enthusiast Gifts

'If food products were honestly labeled...'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

It bag and no knickers!

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

We're polishing our brand.

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

'Yes, I strongly believe in the concept of corporate identity. Why do you ask'?

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."