Wine Label Enthusiast Gifts

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Sauvignon Bonk

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Creation of Red Wine