Label Art Enthusiast Gifts

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Generic Products

Designer Baby.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

Chiantis In Translation

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'