Label Art Enthusiast Gifts

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It bag and no knickers!

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Designer Baby.

Generic Products

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Chiantis In Translation

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'