Design Labels Pillows

Let's get organized

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The World's Easiest Airport

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Artists At The Auto Show

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Designer Baby.

Chiantis In Translation

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Lack of Nutrition Information

Tartan Coats

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'