Labels Pillows

Chiantis In Translation

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

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