Food Labeling Pillows

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Lack of Nutrition Information

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

'If food products were honestly labeled...'

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

Let's get organized

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Chiantis In Translation

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

Health food and junk food

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?