Food Labeling Prints

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Lack of Nutrition Information

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

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"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Market. It contains eight ounces of guilt and only four ounces of pleasure.

'If food products were honestly labeled...'

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

Let's get organized

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Chiantis In Translation

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Celebrity clothing.

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

Health food and junk food

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'