Collecting Food Labels Pillows

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Can, you hear me?'

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Lack of Nutrition Information

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

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'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Ants take cheese and grater

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

Ol' Drunken Stupor

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'