Collecting Food Labels Gifts

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Can, you hear me?'

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

Lack of Nutrition Information

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

Ants take cheese and grater

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

Ol' Drunken Stupor

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.