Food Label Lover Pillows

'Wow, I guess Mom was pretty upset about that spoon.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Generic Products

Designer Baby.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Chiantis In Translation

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."