Playful Food Label Enthusiast Pillows

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Peel poker.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Dave's Hamburger Shop

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Prince.

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

'Why don't we hide the broccoli instead of the eggs?'

'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

"This brand of sugar looks good. The first ingredient is whole wheat flour."

'A masters in nutrition, Ph.D. in biochemistry - you'll be perfect for writing our labels.'

Market. Uh, oh--Under "Nutritional Facts" they've printed the fifth amendment.