Food Label Lover Mugs

'Wow, I guess Mom was pretty upset about that spoon.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

It bag and no knickers!

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Generic Products

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

Designer Baby.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Chiantis In Translation

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."