Label Collecting Pillows

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Sundial Time

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Beware of God"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Music & Gym'

'So who's smoking?'

Gramaphone Man.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

The Music Lover.

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Starbucks Siren

Music Freak.

"You're late."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."