Layer Peeler Gifts

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Stratigraphy

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Bureau of the Damned

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

Depressing Company Departments.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Bureaucraze...

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'