Layer Revealer Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stratigraphy

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'It's an old football injury.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

Speleologist

All-you-can-wear.

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

Dionysus

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

"You wear too many clothes."

Sign in casino indicates it is clothing optional.

"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

"The signs are looking very ominous at the moment!"

Modern Celebrity Squares.

Toilet inside a coffin.