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We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

'My feet are killing me.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Stratigraphy

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's an old football injury.'

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Speleologist

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

All-you-can-wear.

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

Dionysus

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

"You wear too many clothes."

Sign in casino indicates it is clothing optional.

"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

Modern Celebrity Squares.

"The signs are looking very ominous at the moment!"