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'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Two Generations of Readers

Ruddy bloggers!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'