Recycling Revealer Gifts

"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Food waste with recycling symbol

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

This man is an island.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Sunday.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

My own museum.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

Building getting a new coat fitted

The ghost of christmas regifting

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

Al's Computer Salvage.

Veggie Princess

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Scrapyard Worker

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

Interactive Trashcan.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Recycled humor.

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'