Recycle Revitalizer Gifts

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Office Park

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Recycling centre

New life (organ donation)

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

"I have to admit, I've never seen anyone list 'cleaning out my desk' as a job skill."

"The Sunday New York Times — Shredded edition"

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Veggie Princess

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!

Recycled Thoughts.

'When was the last time you had a tune up?'

'Maybe we could do something INTERACTIVE tonight?'

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

We really need to put the mystery back into this relationship... why don't you disappear?

"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."

Mt. Everest Cleanup Station.