Recycling Rebel Gifts

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

Recycling depot.

'Battle Bank.'

Sunday.

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

'Forgive me Father . . .I have Binned.'

"I'm sorry I really thought, recycling would be more trouble than it's worth"

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Trash/Plastic-Glass/Paper/Compost/Poliical

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I can never remember which bin day it is, so I just put them all out."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

I did it my way.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Dustbin monster.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Veggie Princess

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'