Eco-rebel Gifts

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I really got used to working from home."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Sunday.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

The oldest swinger in town.

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Punk Rock

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Monsanto

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

Recycled humor.

Bassoonist cherub.

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"