Label Peeler Mugs

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

It bag and no knickers!

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

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Chiantis In Translation

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'