Face-toucher Aficionado Gifts

"I had no idea my three favorite things were going to the movies, eating out, and touching my face."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

My Life in Beards.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Clock Tower Shadow

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"She has your soul patch."