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"I had no idea my three favorite things were going to the movies, eating out, and touching my face."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Movember

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Beard, socks and sandals.

"She has your soul patch."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Reading the future in beard stubble.