Facial Feature Fanatic Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Zombies.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Italica

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Clock Tower Shadow

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"