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"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

Where your mind & battle are los

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Glastonbury. After.

Prize vegetables.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Southwark Fair.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Friday

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Werewolves of London..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Zombies.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Giant slug attacks a city

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'