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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Glastonbury. After.

Prize vegetables.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Mardi Gras

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Southwark Fair.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Werewolves of London..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

What's an Imax cave?

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Zombies.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Friday

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant slug attacks a city

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"