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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

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