First Impression Fanatic Pillows

"Ok, time to go in there and nail this interview."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

First Prize!

"So, how's your other half?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

'Now look at this. This is interesting!'

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

The Bible First Edition - Book Signing Today!

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

"Who here likes impressions?"

'I think I'm going to throw up.'