First Day Fanatics Pillows

'I think I'm going to throw up.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

Divine Desk Bins

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Currently Boston

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The best goalie in the world!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

David and Goliath.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'None shall pass!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Monster mobiles.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."