'I think I'm going to throw up.'
First Day Fanatics Pillows
Add a touch of motivation to their space with cozy pillows that celebrate the energy and optimism of first day fanatics, making every day feel like a new beginning.
I like the Jets...I guess
Bowled over again!
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.
Pastries and Candy
A Club Sandwitch.
'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'
Divine Desk Bins
"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."
Currently Boston
"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."
'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'
'Hey, hey, hey!'
Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.
Various men worshipping a statue of a football
"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).
The best goalie in the world!
"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"
"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"
'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.
"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"
Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.
"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."
Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!
David and Goliath.
Improve your leaping ability or your money back.
'To be honest, that's all most people read.'
"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."
'None shall pass!'
'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'
"Well, they look friendly enough."
"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."
"He just married me on the rebound."
"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."
First Day Fanatics Pillows Collection
First Day Fanatics Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for first day fanatics and start their mornings with a smile and a dash of enthusiasm.
First Day Fanatics Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that celebrate the excitement of new beginnings and fresh starts.
First Day Fanatics T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for first day fanatics that combines humor and style to celebrate their passion for new adventures.