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Friday

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Giant Monster in Bath

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Medieval King

"I just love these casual fridays."

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

Shavuot - Like!

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

'T.S.I.F.'

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Mermaid and old sailor

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!