Friday Fanatics Gifts

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Friday

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Giant Monster in Bath

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Medieval King

"I just love these casual fridays."

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

Shavuot - Like!

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'T.S.I.F.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

Mermaid and old sailor

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!