Face Maker Gifts

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

Face painting.

Fighting Covid

The new normal

Face painting by numbers.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Too much concealer?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"We should start wearing masks."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Face Mask Romance

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Face painting children with no facial features.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Sergeant Stripes

Mandatory mask use

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"