Crafty Mask Maker Gifts

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Lend me your ears

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

The Phantom Of The Garden

"We should start wearing masks."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

The corona ranger

Mime Today / The Before Mime

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

"Alas, poor Yorik!"

Ventriloquist with face mask

'Excuse me, have you paid for that?'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

Face Masks of the Dumb & Stupid

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

'Your psychiatrist wants to speak to you.'

Alien with Dad Disguise Kit.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Cheshire Cat

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

Lon Chaney meets Dick Cheney.

Wrestling Maks

"At least you're chilling out a little bit."